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Ranch inspector

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So this Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Texas

ranch and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to

inspect your ranch for your water allocation".




The old rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there".




The Water representative says, "Mister, I have the authority of the

Federal Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed

to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or

answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand"?




The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.




Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the Water Rep running

for his life and close behind is the rancher's bull. The bull is gaining

with every step.




The Rep is clearly terrified, so the old rancher immediately throws down

his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....






















"Your card! Show him your card"! :twisted:

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