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Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado ... and off they were whirled to the land of OZ.

 

 

They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.

 

 

'What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz ?'

 

 

 

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:

'I've come for some courage'

 

 

'No Problem!'said the Wizard.'Who's next?'

 

 

Richard Nixon stepped forward,

'Well, I think I need a heart.'

 

 

'Done!' says the Wizard.

'Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?'

 

 

 

Up stepped George Bush and said,

'I'm told by the American people that I need a brain.'

' No problem!' said the Wizard. 'Consider it done.'

 

 

Then there was a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.

 

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,

'Well, what do you want?'

 

 

 

'IS DOROTHY HERE?'

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