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Letter to Dad

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A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see that the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed 'DAD.' With the worst premonition, he opens the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

 

Dear, Dad . It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you . I've had to elope with my new girlfriend , because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.

 

I am deeply in love with Stacy , and she so nice , but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycles clothes, and because she is much older than I am {54}

 

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.

Stacy says that we will be very happy. She owns a caravan in the woods, and we share a dream of having many more children.

 

Stacy has opened my eyes . I know I'm only 15 but I should've left home earlier, in the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for hair loss , and your teeth falling out, Stacy's quite worried , says it makes her look old.

 

Don't worry dad . I know how to take care of myself . someday , I am sure , we will be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

 

 

p.s Dad none off the above is true. I'm over Jason house. I just wanted to remind you ,that there are worse things in life than a bad school report.

Call when it is safe for me to come home:} :lol:

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