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Two Irishmen walk into a petshop in Dingle.....they head to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy 'dat's d ones' as the owner comes over and asks if he can help them. 'Yeah we'll take four of dem dare little budgies in dat cage up there' says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag, Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of Connor Pass.


At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says 'ah dis looks like a grand place'. He takes 2 birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone-dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says 'blow dat, dis budgie jumping is too b.... dangerous for me!'


There's More!!!


Moments later, Seamus arrives up at Connar Pass. He's been to the petshop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other. 'Hi Paddy, watch dis' Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself off the cliff.


Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes his head and says 'i'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!'

It's Not Over Yet!!!


Paddy is still reeling from the shock of losing his 2 best friends when Sean-O appears. He's also been to the pet shop and lo and behold......is carrying a paper bag! He pulls a chicken out of the bag then hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits the rocks below smashing his spine. Once more Paddy shakes his head. 'Blow dat lads. First Gerry with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting........and now Sean-O and his b.... hengliding!!!'



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