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I was sitting in kitchen...

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I was sitting in the kitchen

with a parrot on my head

another on my shoulder

and another getting fed

but then the neighbour knocked the door

and all but Charley fled.

 

Now Merlin's munching Charley's food

and Mabel's helping out

while Skinny's chewing on my hair

I hope it won't fall out!

 

They should be in the bird room

that's where they're s'posed to roam

but you know what its like with birds

where e'r you are, that's home.

 

:roll:

 

I've got poo-poo on my jumper

and poo-poo in my hair

and when I got up to my feet

found poo-poo on my chair

:shock:

 

When I woke up this morning

I heard a little thump

another and another

then thump thump thump and clatter

I had to leave my nice warm bed

to see what was the matter

 

well, i had not been careful

the door'd been left a jar

and three quite naughty parrots

had pushed it open and got in the living room

 

[i know it doesn't rhyme!]

 

As I surveyed the scene

it all became quite clear

just what the noise had been

they'd scattered my cds

with unexpected ease 8)

 

Now Mabel's got the champagne cork

and Merlin wants a bite

But he's not getting anything

No, Sir! Not tonight

:evil:

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Guest Jane Doe

I've got poo-poo on my jumper

and poo-poo in my hair

and when I got up to my feet

found poo-poo on my chair :shock:

Sounds very familiar! :lol:

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When I woke up this morning

I heard a little thump

another and another

then thump thump thump and clatter

I had to leave my nice warm bed

to see what was the matter

 

well, i had not been careful

the door'd been left a jar

and three quite naughty parrots

had pushed it open and got in the living room

 

[i know it doesn't rhyme!]

 

As I surveyed the scene

it all became quite clear

just what the noise had been

they'd scattered my cds

with unexpected ease

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