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Hi scott here agin(mr vikky)thought i'd share this with the ladies amoungst us as ive seen a few dedicated to the guys......enjoy lads :wink: :wink:

 

 

The Husband Store

A brand new store has just opened in NewYork City that sells Husbands.

 

 

When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the

entrance:-

 

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!

 

There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights.

 

You may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor,

 

but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!

 

 

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

 

 

On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:

 

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

 

 

The 2nd floor sign reads:

 

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

 

 

The 3rd floor sign reads:

 

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.

 

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

 

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:

 

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.

 

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

 

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:

 

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.

 

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

 

 

Floor 6 -

 

You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.

 

There are no men on this floor.

 

This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

 

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

 

 

*goes into hiding..goodbye cruel world*

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:lol::lol: for those thinking perhaps that post is a wee bit shovanistic( :? spelling)there is a second part and its the wife store

 

1st floor sells wives who are expert in the art of love

 

 

 

2nd floor...experts in love and are millionaires

 

 

 

3rd floor experts in love,millionaires and brilliant football pundits

 

 

floors 4..5 and 6 have never been visited

 

lmao :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :wink:

 

im sooo dead

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