Freddie 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2007 Men Are Just Happier People What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be King. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another public loo because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £1000. Morning suit rental £150. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is £10 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. You have something to play with in your pocket all the time. Your tummy usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a penknife. You know how wide your car is. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.... You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paulie 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2007 Just about says it all I think =D> =D> =D> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suebarrass 14 Report post Posted November 12, 2007 lol so true Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oggie1 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2007 Now come on jealousy is not nice :wink: Just because we've got it together and well sussed,we've tried to share the secret but you lot think we have ulterior motives :roll: :roll: Chris :wink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stormbird 53 Report post Posted November 13, 2007 Wedding plans take care of themselves. that`s only so not to get verbal ear ache Chocolate is just another snack. is it not dinner :roll: You can be King. well a woman can be QueenCar mechanics tell you the truth. not always Same work, more pay except when you work for a woman then your expected to do half her work as well as your own for the same pay Wedding dress £1000 that`s sheer extravagence The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. not in the more refined circles it`s not :shock: New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet I must have imagined all those blisters I`ve had in the past Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. you`ve not talked to my brother ----- I think I`m lucky if I get all the info he`s supposed to be giving me and put the phone down after 40mins. :roll: and that`s using thumb screws down the phone line A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase that`s only if you take 3 outfits for every function you might attend :shock: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suebarrass 14 Report post Posted November 13, 2007 The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. Whoever wrote that bit has never had teenage sons lol, mine spend ages in the bathroom putting 'product' in their hair, then when they come out it looks worse than when they went in. :shock: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caligula 1 Report post Posted November 13, 2007 You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes. And don't forget that Petrol Stations are open on Christmas Day, so no worries there then.... ROFLMAO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leigh73 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2007 You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes. And don't forget that Petrol Stations are open on Christmas Day, so no worries there then.... ROFLMAO and theres me thinking petrol stations on christmas day were only for batteries PMSL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
