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    Pottys Mum

    Tommy Cooper

    1 .. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message - '...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..' 3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.' 4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, 'No, the steaks are too high.' 6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in. 7 A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!' The doctor replied, 'I know you can't, I've cut your arms off'. 8. I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle. 9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it. 10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. 11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.' 12. 'Doc I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home' 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. ' 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.' 13. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. 'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?' 'Well,' said the vet, 'let's have a look at him' So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.' 'What? Because he's cross-eyed?' 'No, because he's really heavy' 14. Guy goes into the doctor's. 'Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my bottom.' 'How's that?' 'Don't you start.' 15. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom! 16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. 17... So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it...' 18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my Dad, or my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin. 19. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other 'Your round.' The other one says 'So are you, you fat bastard!' 20. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. 21. 'You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.' 22. A man walked into the doctors, he said, 'I've hurt my arm in several places' The doctor said, 'Well don't go there anymore' 23.. Ireland 's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 2826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.
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    Its really great to have the forum back, Im not really new, but I am new if that makes sense, I didn't post much back in the day, but looking forward to interacting a bit more with you all now :-) I still have my umbrella Cockatoo, she is now 17 yrs, she was 16 weeks when I first joined all those years ago. She's doing really well, and has learned to swear ... not good I know, but a lot of my clients find it most amusing when they come to drop their dogs off with me!... Im glad they see the funny side of it....... Im mortified as you can imagine as she only does this when I have people here LOL ... Sam
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    Condor

    The comeback kid

    Lovely to find the forum resurrected........most forums have vanished with the advent of social media / facebook etc. So 7 years down the line, we are still owned by an M2 named Flump, a CAG called Monty and 2 BHCs, Lily and Lola (a rescue who turned out to be male but kept his name anyway!!) We live in the Midlands between Birmingham and Derby. Hope lots of old friends join again.
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    admin

    Welcome back

    welcome back! It was because of a mod (Pottys Mum) that asked me to bring it back to life. It's the old case of you don't know what you've lost until it's gone. Now it's back on-line, i'm starting to appreciate the type of service it offers. facebook is ok for keeping in touch with people, but not really any good for topic base subjects that can be searched like a forum. We have a gallery you can share your photos in: https://www.parrot-link.co.uk/gallery/
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    After i received a request to bring Parrot-Link back from the backup graveyard. I've restored it and upgraded it to the new social style forum that is now available that works across all devices.


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